Sunday, August 17, 2008

MISSING

There was a saying that if you have other nationalities working as domestic help in your household, chances are the following goes missing :

Get Viets, dogs missing
Get Bangla, girls missing
Get Indon, money, missing
Get Chinese, husband missing
Get African, wife missing

But now it's worse... this pilihan raya betui-betui kepala pusing!

Get Najib, Mongolian missing
Get Toyo, temples missing
Get Samy, shares missing
Get Rustam, pigs missing
Get Zainudin, info missing
Get Nazri, truth missing
Get Hisham, keris missing
Get Soi Lek, Viagra missing
Get Dr M, memory missing
Get Ka Ting, do nothing, every 'ting' missing
Get Badawi, always sleeping and missing
Get Tsu Koon, LP missing
Get Kit Siang, chilli padi missing
Get Anwar, tilam missing
Alamak, betui-betui kepala pusing
GET KHAIRY JAMALUDDIN... MALAYSIA MISSING!